Ohhhhh lawd

Haha I've been trying to answer back to as many comments as I can, but I think I'll delete the ones from much earlier in the year. I read them and many of them gave me a good laugh, like ~madreamschaotic's comment about her budgies being gay and her rats being lesbians or something, AHA.

D: But unfortunately I just don't have enough TIEMZ to reply to them all argh I'm so so so sorry, everyone. LOL FAIL.

ANYWAYS LET ME TELL YOU WHAT HAS BEEN HAPPENING IN MY LIFE BECAUSE I'M SURE YOU ALL WANT TO KNOW HURR HURR:

I turned 19 on the 11th of November lmao. It was le boring and I've decided that I should invest in securing a spot at the local old folk's home or whatever the heck they call it these days. I can only hope that the other grannies there are as awesome as I am interested in discussing old people stuff as I am.
_{Phew I covered that up pretty well.}

OH AND.

Our house is... haunted, methinks. Because some nights ago, mum went to bed and passed by my room (which is the first door down the hallway) and she was mumbling something distasteful in the way that Asian mothers do. Y'know, the whole: "IF YOU DON'T GO TO SLEEP THE *insert Asian mythical beast of choice here* WILL GET YOU."

And I was like: "Lol okay." Then she shook her head and walked off to bed, leaving her door open a tad because it was hot. Then, not too long afterwards, I heard someone grab her door handle and shut the door with such force that I had to stop what I was doing and look up with a raised eyebrow, because as we all know, that's bound to help you in a situation where a potential murderer is in your house.

At first I thought it was mum shutting her own door out of irritation, but then I heard her calling out my name. So I got up and went to check on her, opening her recently-shut door. That's when I found her walking towards me in a slight panic from inside her room. She asked me, "did you get up and shut my door?" And when I said no, she looked at me disbelievingly and said: "But. I thought you got up to use the bathroom and just slammed my door because you were annoyed at my nagging."

"Mum, as much as your nagging makes me want to pull the hairs out from the depths of my nostrils and set my sinuses alight, I can assure you I did not do such a thing." (Okay so I didn't reply in that manner. I just said: "No I thought you did it.")

But seriously, the door couldn't have been shut by the wind because:
a) The door makes contact with the carpet directly due to the poor measuring skills of whoever constructed our house - like there is no small gap beneath the door at all and it requires a little more force to push it closed or open due to the friction of the carpet;
b) Mum has this habit of hanging over 9000 bags on the door handle from inside, since she has not yet thought of the invention known to man as the "hook" - therefore the door is even harder to close than usual;
c) We never ever leave the windows or doors open at night past 10:00pm, and it was around 3:00-3:30am or something. (Why yes I may possibly have insomnia lawl)

So we were both left pondering over wtf closed her door. She said she heard footsteps... which creeps me out more than a little. And we both heard someone/thing actually TWIST the handle. dkfjghfgsjh.

Then, trying to put that behind me, I went back to bed. But I couldn't sleep at ALL due to the fact that I could sense something IN THE ROOM. Staring at me. I couldn't see it, but I'm sure most of you know that feeling that you're being watched. It's really, really, creepy. Like makes-the-hair-on-the-back-of-your-neck-stand-up creepy. The room went cold and my curtains started moving on their own. D: I let my cat in because I wanted company (lol wuss) and even then he kept staring at a certain spot in my room with wide eyes. I hate it when cats suddenly look at something invisible and stare at it, loooool IT'S SO FREAKY ARGH

Another incident occured on Saturday night; mum was watching a movie in the living room at around 3:00 am (lol yeah none of us sleep early), and she heard "me" in the kitchen, tidying up the table. She called out my name, and I responded after a few moments, coming from my room to ask her what the matter was. She goes: "Why are you cleaning up stuff at this time. Go to bed."

I know I have a CLEANING OCD, but still. I was in my room the entire time. But she swears she heard plastic bags rustling and papers and things being moved around. I was sceptical, until we both went to the kitchen and saw the plastic bag next to the fruit bowl MOVE. As if someone was blowing it across the surface of the table. And the whole room went cold. Next thing we know, we both hear something drop on the floor and bend to check what it is. We found nothing. Upon standing up again, we find out the bag has shifted back to its original spot jlkdghfg. Mum knew something was there, she wanted me to keep her company in the lounge, so I did. The television momentarily went all static-like. As if there was something interrupting the frequency. Idk if that had anything to do with this whole spook-fest but w/e. So we both sat there, and the next thing I know is that I am hearing a man's voice talk in the hallway in a gruff, deep tone, in some sort of language I can't understand. It was only for a second, but I swear I heard it. D: D: I got up to check and saw nothing.

And on Sunday night, mum was sleeping on the couch at around 3:00am (fff see the pattern in timing here) and she started screaming in her sleep, so I woke her up. She mentioned something about my dad in her dream trying to tell her that he "couldn't come back anymore". She tried to call out to me but couldn't move. It was only when I gently shook her awake that she was able to. After that she moved to her room to sleep.

Monday (yesterday) morning, when my sister woke up to get ready for school, I woke up to cook breakfast. Mum walked out of her room shortly afterwards and started to tell me about her dream. She mentioned she was running from a shadow and had to cross through a "field of vines with thorns". She was injured in her dream - her right leg had become tangled in a vine and the thorns cut into her skin. I was like: "mmmk, what else." And she lifted her leg to show me that there were very visible, fresh scratch marks where she had cut herself in her dream. The blood had dried a bit but they were obviously not old marks.

D: D: D: Oh god I don't even know, argh. I'm scared but... yeah. She doesn't want to get anyone to bless the house or whatever it is that is done to clear up problems like this.

TLDR - I grew a year older last Wednesday, and our house is being pimped out by ghosts or some shit.




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