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I wanted to type: "There's something on your shoulder" for the title in a very poor attempt to sound witty but NOOOOOO, deviantART, go ahead and ruin my dreams. All of them.

So, putting aside my Brooklyn-rage for the title character limit, this is a cover page I slapped together using leftovers from the fridge. It's for a second manga I'm working on (which is in black-and-white because god forbid I work on two full-colour mangas at the same time. Mystic Descension takes me long enough as it is lol).


Story description: Alex (the dude) finds out his girlfriend (Cassandra) cheated on him and plans to break up with her, but before he's able to do so, she dies in an accident. Her spirit believes that they are bound for eternity now since she didn't know of the separation plan before her death. Silly bitch. And so, like any normal woman, she decides to haunt Alex all day, every day. Yes, probably even when he's taking a dump. Alex eventually thinks: "Fock this shite, I've gotta get rid of this hussy, son!" And seeks the help of some oh-so-mysterious man named Ruben who looks like a cross between every generic, long-haired bishounen and Ozzy Osbourne. Ruben happens to be an exorcist, of course, because that is the most original plot twist ever.

Ruben is cheap, so instead of accepting money for his services (I know you guys are thinking: "Oh, is he a prostitute?") he's like: "I can only get rid of a spirit by replacing it with another." So Alex, who is all: "Wtf man I thought you knew how to do your job you asshole AHHHH I don't want another ghost clinging to my balls" manages to make a deal with Ruben. Ruben ends up tying his OWN soul to Alex's after he separates Cassandra's spirit from him. Thus, they have to stay within a close distance of each other from then onwards. They wind up doing all sorts of daily activities together such as watching football, walking the non-existant dog, and poking fun at Paris Hilton and Miley Cyrus.

This all sounds like the heavily constipated plot of Ghostbusters meets Brokeback Mountain, but I assure you it's worse.


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© Ruben, Cassandra and Alex - me. Who is going to steal them anyway WHY DO I BOTHER TYPING THIS EACH TIME LMAO

I like how it's 4:45am. What the hell is sleep.
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